This is me

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

loveandasandwich:

The Belchers.
Done on 7-8 inch embroidery hoops.  The trio is finished!  Louise and Tina have been sold (Though I can take custom orders for them)  Gene is currently available. ;)

amoying:

my year end volleyball award

amoying:

my year end volleyball award

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

jonasbrothers:

they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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