today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
1000 hits of acid (lsd)
my heart is broken
omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him
i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney
give him the fucking thing
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it